Wednesday, November 1

History Bitches!

Sweet Shit

Awwwww For Fucks sake.

Still tryin to figure this bullshit out...

If I didn't have a job...

Alright, while I have you:

I'm sleepin in my lab, right. And I wake up for some reason I notice a presence in the room. Darkness surrounds me, evil lurks in the corners. My head is hot, hot, hot. While... Yeah. I'd definitley do Samantha Bee.

Oh, uh, right.

My head is hot, hot, hot. While the rest of me is cold. Evil lur... I already said that, didn't I?

Anyway.

I look, and out of the corner of my eye, I see the presence I felt... Sgt. Kickass!


FUCK!

MR JOHNSON!!! WHAT DO YO...

Doctor.

WHAT!!!!

Doctor. Adress me properly, or do not adress me at all.

OH! I'M SORRY!!! I MEERLY WANTED T...

Well I'm glad we got that cleared up. Thank you.

I reached into my drawer and pulled out my firing mufflers. I use them when I feel the need to practice shooting targets in the lab. And occasionally when I make my "bangers!".

I put my mufflers on, and pass back out.

I may not be long for this place.






I have a feeling history will be made tonight, so definitely stay tuned.

Details well after 11.

Stronger Than Blueberry