Twice Your Age, and He'll Eat Your Family
posted by Dok Johnson at 9:24 PM
Wednesday, March 14
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11 Comments:
This is a compliment.
sorry i'm late... was busy on other sites, with pix of chicks on them. fucking chicks! with tits out n stuff like that.
All apology's to your sizeable gay audiance... but, HOW YOU EXPECT A GUY TA GET OFF WITH NUTIN BUT PIX OF MEN ON THIS BITCH? For fucks sake!
There's a time & place for your nonsense. Not here butty. Not on my screen. Stick that pic of Mr.Roberts up your loose booty.
Suck it bitch. suck the black off it. xoxo
& I agree with Johnny St.Cumsucker or Fletch or whatever his alias is these days. Why the fuck do i gotta blow a donkey just ta leave a comment on this fagfest?
yeah. fagfest.
the site look kinda fucked-uo since they are re-doing it, but check THIS shit out:
http://fasterthantheworld.com/2006/10/ten_quick_questions_with_eddie_1.html
Porter is already paying dividends in Miami.
i like to let my blueberries blow in the breeze
stop by later this week to see the Doktor scratch "go to a gay bar" off his list of "Things I Won't Do for Pussy"
classic.
and genius.
and penis, also. a LOT OF IT!!!
you fuckin' pig
update this fuckbox
stop primiping and preening for your "event."
[i still stand by my earlier advice that you should wake up and immediately get intoxicated by whatever means available. in fact, that's sound advice for any day]
"In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
"I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted out 'Armageddon,' my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might attract him."
At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal gas and a flame shot out the tube, igniting Mr. Tomaszewski's hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannonball."
Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
seriously, dude, come out of hiding.
i'd tell you to come out of the closet, but that implies that you were IN the closet at some point.
and you never were. i mean, just look at ya. Christ.
besides, so what if you went to a gay bar, at least you didn't do anything gay while you were there. like sing Karaoke.
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