Sweet Shit
Awwwww For Fucks sake.
Still tryin to figure this bullshit out...
If I didn't have a job...
Alright, while I have you:
I'm sleepin in my lab, right. And I wake up for some reason I notice a presence in the room. Darkness surrounds me, evil lurks in the corners. My head is hot, hot, hot. While... Yeah. I'd definitley do Samantha Bee.
Oh, uh, right.
My head is hot, hot, hot. While the rest of me is cold. Evil lur... I already said that, didn't I?
Anyway.
I look, and out of the corner of my eye, I see the presence I felt... Sgt. Kickass!
FUCK!
MR JOHNSON!!! WHAT DO YO...
Doctor.
WHAT!!!!
Doctor. Adress me properly, or do not adress me at all.
OH! I'M SORRY!!! I MEERLY WANTED T...
Well I'm glad we got that cleared up. Thank you.
I reached into my drawer and pulled out my firing mufflers. I use them when I feel the need to practice shooting targets in the lab. And occasionally when I make my "bangers!".
I put my mufflers on, and pass back out.
I may not be long for this place.
I have a feeling history will be made tonight, so definitely stay tuned.
Details well after 11.
Still tryin to figure this bullshit out...
If I didn't have a job...
Alright, while I have you:
I'm sleepin in my lab, right. And I wake up for some reason I notice a presence in the room. Darkness surrounds me, evil lurks in the corners. My head is hot, hot, hot. While... Yeah. I'd definitley do Samantha Bee.
Oh, uh, right.
My head is hot, hot, hot. While the rest of me is cold. Evil lur... I already said that, didn't I?
Anyway.
I look, and out of the corner of my eye, I see the presence I felt... Sgt. Kickass!
FUCK!
MR JOHNSON!!! WHAT DO YO...
Doctor.
WHAT!!!!
Doctor. Adress me properly, or do not adress me at all.
OH! I'M SORRY!!! I MEERLY WANTED T...
Well I'm glad we got that cleared up. Thank you.
I reached into my drawer and pulled out my firing mufflers. I use them when I feel the need to practice shooting targets in the lab. And occasionally when I make my "bangers!".
I put my mufflers on, and pass back out.
I may not be long for this place.
I have a feeling history will be made tonight, so definitely stay tuned.
Details well after 11.
posted by Dok Johnson at 8:17 PM
3 Comments:
is a firing muffler like a silencer?
who's samantha, b?
is a banger some brokeback shit?
why is the sky blue?
why is water wet?
why did Judas tell the Romans where Jesus slept?
professionalism 2.0
it's spreading like fat girls' thighs
i smell a franchise
Professionalism!?!
If this is anyone but Homer J. Simpson, you're stealing my bit...
... Krusty the Klown on line 1
10 grand!
Firing Muffler = Headphones that dampen the sound.
Samantha Bee is from the Daily Show.
Banger is my patented explosive in a bag. All it does is produce a loud bang... Don't tell Sgt Kickass! Let him wonder what shakes his office.
I don't know if anyone really knows why the sky is blue but it probably has to do with nitrogen and oxygen absorbing some of the colors of white light, as well as diffraction of light when entering the Earths atmosphere.
Water - cuz it's liquid, stupid.
I'm not touching the Judas one except to say this: Poor Johnny. It's 2006, and he still can't get Rob Halford out of his mind. Sweet dreams.
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